Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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