I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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