we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Randomize
