I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
it's not cheating when I paid for it
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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