i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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