i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
"it" just moved
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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