What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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