I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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