I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I can't trust your balls anymore.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize
