i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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