This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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