He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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