yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She said her name was "party"
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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