you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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ok first of all what the fuck
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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