smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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