Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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