i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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