what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize