We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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