But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
