on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The Olympian is in my bed
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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