how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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