if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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