My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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