i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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