I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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