May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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