Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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