Sry I called you an 8
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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