youre lurking in front of me
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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