we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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