she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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