The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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