careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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