if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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