pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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