girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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