But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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