Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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