I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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