Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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