At least make sure they are 18
Why
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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