The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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