i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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