walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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