The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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