is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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