Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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