I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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