Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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