love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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