I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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