i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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