he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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