When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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